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August 31 2017

polykowiak:

No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.

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August 30 2017

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aki-anyway:

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

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sseureki:

hasan minhaj: it is insanity to think that 1.5 billion muslims want to destroy the earth

August 29 2017

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ohmalucko:

who is the love of his life again?

sunnybot:

assflash newshole

the-greatest-genderqueer:

the-greatest-genderqueer:

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like

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anthropolos:

i feel like this should take place in a colosseum  

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fadetouched:

sheafrotherdon:

I love imagining what was going through those guys’ heads.

antiope’s arrows, i expect.

When you see something beautiful in someone, tell them. It may take seconds to say, but for them, it could last a lifetime.
— (via deeplifequotes)

August 28 2017

jxsontxdds:

hellomgann1296:

brendaonao3:

4theluvofall:

roobierubyroobieruby:

buckyismyaesthetic:

happiness-is-sebstan:

Story Time!

I wore a Captain America t-shirt the other day, a shirt I got at Gamestop on sale. It features a vintage cover of a Cap comic and it’s one of my favorite shirts. I wore it to work and then needed to go to Micro Center (local computer store) to buy a new video card for my PC. 

So I’m walking around Micro Center with my husband, who is infinitely smarter about computers than I am (considering I work in IT) and we’re trying to find a better, but cost effective video card and this guy, who looks like he walked out of King of the Hill and who, I kid you not, somehow smelled of pizza and Mountain Dew, glances over at me and with a stupid smirk on his face says, “Bet you can’t name one Golden Age Captain America title.” 

Now, don’t get me wrong. I know the rampant trends of shaming female comic book and video game fans are a real thing but I have been wearing DC and Marvel shirts for a very long time and never had someone actually call me on it, least of all in public. My first reaction was to roll my eyes and ignore him. My husband turned his head and said, “Excuse me?” in a rather loud voice, but I decided to embrace this “teaching moment” and turned to him. 

I smiled politely and nodded. “I’ll tell you what,” I told him. “I’ll name five Golden Age titles if you can tell me, in a clear and concise way, how to find a woman’s G-spot.”

The look on his face would have been enough to make me turn around, satisfied that I’d shut him up, but I wanted to drive my point home, because fuck that guy, right? 

So I stepped toward him and said, “Can you?”

By now, a store employee had stepped into the aisle to pull something from the shelves and overheard my licentious question. Mr. Mountain Dew gaped silently, like a fish out of water and I waited patiently, the same smile on my face. After a minute of silence, I said, “Nothing?”

Mountain Dew finally found his voice and said, “What the hell does that have to do with Captain America?” 

“We’ll get to that in a minute,” I said. “First, I want you to clarify something. Do you like women?”

Once again, he was speechless but eventually said, “Yes,” in a defiant, indignant tone. 

“Interesting,” I said. “Now correct me if I’m wrong, but your demand that I name a Captain America title was intended to prove that I was somehow impersonating a comic book fan by daring to wear this shirt in broad daylight, am I right?”

Silence. So I continued. 

“But if I apply the same logic to you, it could be said that you’re impersonating a heterosexual male, because after all, why should you be allowed to fuck women if you don’t know how to do it properly?”

I didn’t wait for him to answer. I grabbed my video card, paid, and left and now, I wear that Cap shirt with a sense of victory I didn’t have before. 

Moral of the story, kids: Don’t be a dick to people who wear their fandoms or interests on their clothes if you can’t handle the clapback. 

Hail to the queen! You don’t owe anyone an answer but damn was that a great one

Holy. My Queen. I’m always scared to wear my fandom shirts because of this but now…well 👐👐👐

damn

Steve Rogers would SO approve

DAAAAYYYUMMMMM YOU SLAYED

chamfrons-checques-n-champignons:

drabbletastic:

postmarxed:

@staff Discord, Google, and goDaddy have all decided to start enforcing their terms of service and ban Nazis its time for you to stop ignoring this problem on your site

@staff

@staff 

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joematar:

I believe this is one of the best tweets ever twotted

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betrayed-plaguebearer:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

can’t spell romance without necromancer

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petty-revenge-stories:

Petty Level: 16.3K

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kingsman-network:

New promotional character posters for Kingsman: The Golden Circle.

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